Rate Every Animal is a place where humor writer Nathan Cranor rates every animal.
My reviews will teach you things you never knew about animals - not just the ostrich's basketballsmanship, but also things like Benjamin Franklin's friendship with the electric eel, the panda's love of Faygo, and the pig's notable mutant population.
Plus, which animals are noble? And, as Wikipedia's user base asks, how large is the porcupine butt? Updates weekly.
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